Poor Scouser Tommy ecru t-shirt

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Description

Description

Poor Scouser Tommy, one of our favourite LFC songs, lyrics added to in the 1980's and has been passed down through the generations. This design is available in this ecru t-shirt, as a hoodie or sweatshirt here

Let me tell you the story of a poor boyWho was sent far away from his homeTo fight for his king and his countryAnd also the old folks back home
So they put him in a highland divisionSent him off to a far foreign landWhere the flies flew around in their thousandsAnd there's nothing to see but the sand
As the battle started next morningUnder the Libyan sunI remember a poor Scouser TommyWho was shot by an old Nazi gun
As he lay on the battlefield dying dying dyingWith the blood gushing out of his headAs he lay on the battlefield dying dying dyingThese were the last words he said
"Oh, I am a Liverpudlian, I come from the Spion KopI like to sing, I like to shout, I go there quite a lotWe support the team that's dressed in red, a team that we all knowA team that we called Liverpool, to glory we will goWe've won the league, we've won the cup, and we've been to Europe tooWe played the Toffee's for the laugh, we left them feeling blue"
One two, one two three, one two three four, five nilRush scored oneRush scored twoRush scored threeAnd Rush scored fourNa na na na, na na na, na na na
All you need is RushAll you need is RushAll you need is RushRush, Rush is all you need

All orders come in our exclusive reusable packaging.

You'll be 100% satisfied with the quality of your order, if not send it back, we have a no quibble returns policy.


Sizing

T-shirt sizing

  • XS XSMALL - chest size 34-36"
  • S SMALL - chest size 36-38"
  • M MEDIUM - chest size 38-40"
  • L LARGE - chest size 41-43"
  • XL - chest size 43-45"
  • 2XL - chest size 46-47"
  • 3XL - chest size 48-50"
  • 4XL  - chest size 51-54"
  • 5XL - chest size 55-58"

SUSTAINABLE SCOUSE APPAREL - Love Follow Conquer T-shirts are high quality garments and produced in a responsible and ethical way. They're made from 180gsm 100% GOTS organic cotton and our partners comply with the Fair Wear Foundation and are Peta Vegan Approved. Even our mailing bags are recycled plastic.

Before placing your order please take a minute to consider your size as cotton will shrink 1%-3% during its first wash.

Shipping costs / returns

Shipping:

Every order is important to us and handled with great care.

Orders are typically dispatched from our UK factory within 2–4 business days. Once dispatched you’ll receive an email containing your tracking number for Royal Mail 24 hour tracked insured service. Delivery times to Europe and Rest of World may vary depending on local postal services.

Delivery costs:

  • UK - £4.95 Tracked & insured 
  • Republic of Ireland, France, Germany - £8.95 includes all duties & taxes, tracked & insured
  • Netherlands, Sweden - £9.95 includes all duties & taxes, tracked & insured
  • Rest of Europe - £40.00 includes all duties & taxes, tracked & insured
  • USA and Rest of the World - £25.00 International Signed For

Delivery is added at checkout based on your location and garments ordered.

Returns:

We pride ourselves on our customer service. If you’d like to get in touch about an exchange or refund please email info@lovefollowconquer.com and we’ll aim to get back to you same day.

We accept returns within 14 days of delivery, provided items are unworn, unwashed and in original condition with tags attached. Full return details and instructions can be found on our Returns page here https://lovefollowconquer.com/pages/returns

Wash care guide

Clothing wash care guide:

  • Wash inside out at 30 degrees
  • Don’t tumble dry
  • Air dry naturally
  • Don’t iron prints
  • Don’t bleach
  • Don’t dry clean

Look after it and it’ll look after you...

FAQ's

Frequently Asked Questions

How do your customers rate your clothing?

Our team work tirelessly to bring you unique, authentic, independently designed clothing.
Customers rate Love Follow Conquer on Trustpilot as Excellent with 3,000 reviews. Trustpilot’s overview of Love Follow Conquer reads “Reviewers overwhelmingly had a great experience with this company. Customers consistently praise the company's product quality, highlighting that items are well-made and worth the price. Consumers appreciate the swift delivery service and the ease of ordering. Many reviewers also mention the unique designs and the ability to find something different and stylish. People express high satisfaction with the service provided, noting the company's responsiveness and helpfulness. Consumers value the individual attention and clear communication, especially when ensuring the correct size or resolving issues. The positive experiences lead to repeat purchases and strong recommendations, with reviewers emphasizing the overall value and quality.”

 

How do your garments fit?

Our garments are designed with a modern, tailored silhouette that balances structure and comfort. Each product page includes detailed sizing information to help you find the right fit. On each product page click the ‘find your size’ green text link below the size buttons to access our detailed sizing charts. If you’re between sizes or prefer a more relaxed look, we recommend sizing up.

 

What materials do you use?

We work exclusively with high-quality fabrics sourced from trusted mills. We use a selection of fabrics including organic and vegan approved cottons. Our garments are designed for durability, comfort, and longevity.

 

Where are your garments made?

Our collections are responsibly produced in select factories known for their craftsmanship and ethical standards. We prioritise quality construction, fair working conditions, and long-term manufacturing partnerships. Our partner factories are regulated by the likes of Fair Wear, Oeko Tex, Worldwide Responsible Accredited Production (WRAP) and Amfori BSCI who focus on social compliance improvement in supply chains.

 

How should I care for my garments?

Care instructions are provided on each garment label and product page. As a general rule, we recommend gentle washing, cold water where applicable, and air drying to extend the life of your pieces.

 

How much do your deliveries cost?

  • UK shipping tracked and insured costs £4.95
  • Republic of Ireland, France, Germany costs £8.95 includes all duties and taxes, tracked and insured.
  • Netherlands, Sweden costs £9.95 includes all duties and taxes, tracked and insured.
  • Rest of Europe costs £40.00 includes all duties and taxes, tracked and insured.
  • Rest of World costs £25.00 International Signed For.

 

Will I have to pay extra duty/charges?

No additional duty or tax will be requested upon delivery to the UK and Europe.

 

How long will my order take to arrive?

Orders are typically dispatched from our UK factory within 2–4 business days. Once dispatched you’ll receive an email containing your tracking number for Royal Mail 24 hour tracked insured service. Delivery times to Europe and Rest of World may vary depending on local postal services.

 

What is your return policy?

We accept returns within 14 days of delivery, provided items are unworn, unwashed and in original condition with tags attached. Full return details and instructions can be found on our Returns page here https://lovefollowconquer.com/pages/returns

 

How do I exchange an item?

Our team will assist you when wanting a return or refund any garments, please email them at info@lovefollowconquer.com. Full return details and instructions can be found on our Returns page here https://lovefollowconquer.com/pages/returns

 

How can I contact customer support?

Our support team is available via email and aims to respond same day. You can reach us through our Contact page or directly on email at info@lovefollowconquer.com.

 

 

 

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